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Published on september 9th, 2014 | by Bjarke Friis Kristensen

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NYMPHOMANIAC – Director’s Cut: Lars skruer drilsk op for safterne med sin egen, ekstra lange version af den intellektuelle og sæddryppende bollefest

Biografanmeldelse: Endelig er den her. Lars’ egen, dobbeltpenetrerende, abortudrivende, kneppeglade og ucensurerede director’s cut af Nymphomaniac. 90 minutter længere end versionen, der ramte verden tidligere i år. Rejsen gennem Joes utallige seksuelle eskapader – fra barnsben til hun er 50 – når hermed op på hele fem en halv times spilletid. Wow – og et stort ja tak til hr. Lars von Trier.

Men hvor anderledes er Lars’ egen version så? Måske ikke just radikalt anderledes. Og så alligevel. For her deler han nu med rund hånd ud af flere stive pikke, våde vaginaer, sæddryppende mundvige og on screen penetration. Også den dobbelte af slagsen. Umph. Mere om den ekstra spilletid senere. Filmen udfoldes selvfølgelig også i denne version med Charlotte Gainsbourg i centrum som den selvbetitlede nymfoman Joe.

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Hun bliver fundet forslået i en baggård af den intellektuelle Seligman, spillet med fin tilbageholdenhed af Stellan Skarsgård. Han tager hende med op i sin lejlighed, hvor hun nu fortæller sin livshistorie, der er fyldt med seksuelle møder – men også jagten på kærlighed – for utrætteligt at få Seligman til at et fordømme hende som et dårligt og moralsk fordærvet menneske. Jeg sidder også med. Intenst lyttende, mens hendes historie rulles saftigt ud – i Lars’ egen version.

Ja, der kneppes mere i denne version – men…
Og så tilbage til de ekstra 90 minutter. For udover ovenstående, saftige tilføjelser, får blandt andet også Joes forhold til sin milde far (Christian Slater) mere plads, og så er her også flere nuancer – blandt andet i samtalerne mellem Joe og Seligman. Filmen føles mere dynamisk, mere naturligt flydende. Og ja, så er der lige den der ekstra scene. En grum, blodig og minutiøs abortscene, der giver Joes forsøg på at få Seligmans fordømmelse ekstra brutalt pondus.

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Ja, drop lige de forbehold, du måtte have mod Lars von Trier. For han er også en både morsom og drillesyg herre, der leger med sit publikum. Det er også tilfældet med denne seksuelle dobbeltdækker, der drypper af drilskhed og intellekt. Måske Danmarks sjoveste mand. Blandt andet er Trier i sorthumoristisk hopla i den absurde scene, hvor Uma Thurman som passiv aggressiv og grådkvalt hustru aflægger Joe og sin utro mand et tåkrummende besøg.

Og nu må jeg ikke glemme Stacy Martin, der lægger krop til Joe som ung. Hun balancerer helt forrygende mellem det uskyldige og kalkulerede, det følsomme og iskolde. En kvindekarakter, der ganske enkelt er fængslende at følge hele vejen. Det er desuden et vildt cast, der lægger krop til Triers løjer. Blandt andet med Willem Dafoe som lyssky forretningsmand, Shia LaBeouf (ja, Shia LaBeouf) som Joes langvarige flamme og Jamie Bell i en bondageudøvende rolle. Smæk.

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Du skal selvfølgelig se Lars’ egen og ekstra lange version
Nymphomaniac er et fascinerende, dragende og tankevækkende opus, der ganske vist har seksualiteten som motor, men i lige så høj grad handler om ensomhed og afhængighed. At søge relationer og nærvær, at mærke sig selv og sine følelser. Nej, de eksplicitte scener er ikke tomme provokationer, men fungerer som nødvendige scener i forståelsen af Joe, seksualiteten og forholdet mellem mand og kvinde.

Det, at filmen udspilles i tilbageblik med kapitler omhandlende perioder i Joes liv, giver desuden filmen en nærmest litterær karakter, ikke mindst grundet Seligman, der intellektuelt dissekerer Joes liv og filmens tematikker. Og med fem en halv times spilletid er det oplagt at gense dette skønne bæst af en film et kapitel hist og her, når den lander på hylderne i din videobutik. Men ja, du skal selvfølgelig først se den i biografen i ét utrætteligt stræk.

– ’Synes godt om’ Filmskribenten på Facebook HER.

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Originaltitel: Nymphomaniac – Director’s Cut, Dansk | Tysk | Svensk | Fransk | Britisk, 2013.
Premiere: d. 10. september 2014
Instruktion: Lars von Trier
Medvirkende:
Charlotte Gainsbourg Stellan Skarsgård, Stacy Martin, Shia Labeouf, Christian Slater, Uma Thurman, Jamie Bell, Willem Dafoe, Connie Nielsen, Nicolas Bro, Udo Kier m.fl.
Spilletid: 4 timer
Distributør: Nordisk Film

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